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Urban dictionary

The place where people lose their braincells in exchange for understanding of the sorry excuse of a world we're living in.
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you checked out Urban dictionary today?

Guy 2: Don't. Just- please no.
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A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!
Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
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A dictionary that includes modern language. people can add definitions to it.
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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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Example:homie,search in the urban dictionary whatever you want,cause you will get the definition
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person a: urban dictionary is shit
Everyone: agreed.
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Why the hell are you looking this up?
urban dictionary is a site like wikipedia that is actually funny, but not educational.
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