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Understandment

A extra way of saying understanding in past tense.
I truly wish i had the understandment i have now.
by Alexzander oliver September 2, 2011
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undertoad

(noun) A wrinkly toad that lives in disgusting woman's vagina. If a penis penetrates a vagina inhabited by an undertoad, it is at risk of being bitten off, eaten, and/or savagely mauled. Most undertoad have rows of many razor-sharp teeth, the better to ravage upon your male genitalia and/or objects of pleasure.
Broman: ew, ugh, dude, that chick last night had an undertoad. almost got my dick bit off.

Brosephine: i almost got an undertoad once. turns out i was just giving birth to a small baby shark.
by swissykins February 13, 2010
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Can't Understand Nigger Talk

Another acronym for the word "Cunt". Easier to use than "C U Next Tuesday", considering that you don't have to say "you" before it.
by Sterling Lucky December 3, 2007
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understandability

A term used to describle the level of comprehension
I do not have the understandability to perform the task.
by Steve Wells September 11, 2003
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I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.
Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.
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Understanding the Couch

A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.
See that frown, Lil Mike and Matt understand the couch real well.
by Bogart December 2, 2004
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understorm

From LAG.TV, Novawar --

Another term for violently shitting yourself.
Adam: Hey Jeff, that guy had to GG out early. Know why?
Jeff: Why's that, Adam?
Adam: He totally had an understorm. Shit went everywhere. Probably because of that jailhouse c-section.
by shadowdracos January 29, 2015
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