Witching

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.

I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.

by Mojo23 August 28, 2016

Twitting

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.

"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."

by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

twitling

a term used to describe people who are new to twitter and don't know anything about it

I just got twitter today. I don't know anything about it and I decided that I needed a word to describe myself. I'm a twitling and I coined this term.

by jc796 December 30, 2011

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

Coat Switching

When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.

The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

azz be twitchin

sexually excited, longing for an fucking

dat dude so horny for my homie his azz be twitchin

by tdogg July 16, 2003

witching hour

The time between the end of a tv show and the beginning of the next. This occurs either on the hour or the half hour. It is the void that can give a zen-like state when the outcome can be good, bad, or neither...the commercials become enlightening.

The Geico commercial during the witching hour seemed funnier, but I think I was bored. Im not sure though.

by Greg Sherman October 10, 2007