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magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
by Kayaa December 1, 2009
mugGet the magic twigmug.

fat twig

Sticks that are big
The fat twig was a pencil
by I luv animal jam May 2, 2018
mugGet the fat twigmug.

Dirty twig

Fucking neek who this he’s bench and can’t move his neck muscles but he’s the gayest person and can even turn a mobile company into a gay conversation
Dirty twig Oh look there’s yh fucking gay twig coming
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
mugGet the Dirty twigmug.

twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.
My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.
by chubby chaser rights April 1, 2019
mugGet the twig pickermug.

Twig dick

When someone's dick is really thin but still long
Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick
by Brooklyn ihrig May 14, 2017
mugGet the Twig dickmug.

bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping
I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?
by mrtangle January 8, 2017
mugGet the bum twigmug.

Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!
by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021
mugGet the Google Twigmug.

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