tweetgasm

When you get so excited about something that you just have to tweet about it. Especially true when you don't normally write things on Twitter.

1. Ross had a tweetgasm when a newspaper wrote about his company.

2. Jay just had a tweetgasm when he finished a project he was struggling with. I know this because he just posted it on Twitter and he never uses Twitter.

by JiveMasterT January 7, 2010

Tweetanthropy

The condition where a person honestly and simply doesn't care who does or does not follow them on Twitter.

I'm a Tweetanthropist (nb: One who has tweetanthropy) - go ahead and unfollow me, I don't care

by Berym November 2, 2010

Tweetpathy

1. Where someone is so banal a user of Twitter that you can predict what their Twitter feed would feature without bothering to look or, indeed, follow them.

2. The enlightened position of being too apathetic about something to tweet about it. Often a condition linked with Tweetanthropy.

1. When it comes to Jim, I'm have Tweetpathy - it's going to be another post about his baby.

2. The whole election has me suffering Tweetpathy. Can't be bothered.

by Berym November 2, 2010

tweetamendation

Recommendation via twitter.

Friend 1: Did I tell you that you should really see The King's Speech, it's such a great movie.

Friend 2: Yeah man I got your tweetamendation earlier. I think I am going to check that out.

by Ms. Terri May 6, 2011

Tweetfaced

When writing an update on Facebook, you use the same phrase or thought directly after on your Twitter. Also using a recently posted tweet as a new Facebook status update.

"Did you see that? Sarah posted about her graduation party on Facebook, then tweeted it right after! Bitch got tweetfaced."

"I got so excited about going to Vegas I got tweetfaced, so everyone would know about it."

by Ahhlyssa January 17, 2012

Tweetas

There's a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says "oh sorry hahaha" that's when you request to see her tweetas like so " this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???" as you look at her breasts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some boobs and maybe get laid or if she's gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night... If she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. Well it's worth a shot

Did you get a new set of tweetas?

Let me see yo tweetas?

by Philosothink July 23, 2012

tweetaloud

v. - the act of reading the tweets that one receives out loud to one's companions. Usually done with a high level of frequency, such that everyone within earshot has a virtual audio version of a twitter feed.

"Hey! That Popular Food Truck just tweeted that they are outside our building today!"..."Woot! The local Derpmart just tweeted they received a shipment of that seasonal beer we have been looking for!" "Who needs Twitter when you already have all of these tweetalouds?"

by lucky middleton November 19, 2012