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Turnipcheese

Definition.1 Cheddar based turnip flavored cheese.

Definition.2 The substance/juices created by a boy/girl seriously into a girl/boy.
Example.1 I want to eat turnipcheese with you.
Example.2 I want to eat your turnipcheese.
by Tabi May November 9, 2007
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Turnip Lord

A shy, mentally handicapped being whom relies on others to live in this world. His, or her brain has the capacity of a peanut. Those known as turnips have a tendency to sleep in lessons, especially science.
Hey, look! That kid fell asleep in science. What a turnip lord.
by Lord of Turnips April 27, 2014
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Swamp Turnip

Another term for a poor black person. One who resides in the swamplands of the ghetto, being raised in crop fields like that of a dirty, smelly turnip.
Damn Jimbo, look at all them swamp turnips stealin our hot garbage.
by darthgayder October 26, 2010
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turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.
Suck my turnip!
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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Turnip

A person (crystopher Hurford) from dover ,uk with retarded big hair
Oi! come here you turnip!
by WeVer September 22, 2003
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turnip juice

A misunderstanding of "Turn up juice" which means alcohol being drank for the purpose of getting drunk.
Ex. "That was some good turnip juice last night, I ended up on the floor." "Turnip juice, what's that?" " T U R N U P juice" " oh"
by Jesse775 December 21, 2013
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Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
by Sexbeard August 2, 2016
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