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Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016
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timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise
by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015
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A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.
He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.
by Japre December 1, 2019
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Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019
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Turnip

Wow, he must be a Turnip
by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019
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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020
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