Demon Turd

A turd that manifests itself at a time not normally anticipated. The host suffers from feeling of embarassment and uncomfort until the demon is released. Sometimes this comes in the form of a demon poo, which is more liquid in form.

Jim: Man, I don't feel well. I got to take a shit and I hate going in public.

Roy: You know you'll feel better when you release that demon turd.

by Rich f November 27, 2009

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

JULY 1ST!
A DAY DEDICATED TO AMBER HEARD

HEY! IT'S JULY 1ST HAPPY NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022

turd nest

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

by FrankL69 October 15, 2011

Tridha

Tridha defines a beautiful, bold, smart and badass girl...... She's strong and not afraid to confront anyone or anything and this girl is best friends with her wit...No matter how much she tries, she cannot stop being a friend to everyone she comes across...like a coin, she has her flaws and she knows it....fun, loving yet mature, she was born to rule. Trust her and she'll be by your side forever....consider yourself lucky if you meet her!!!!

Speaker 1: I know this girl, she never shrinks from an honest challenge
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Tridha.

by Katherine Barnes June 13, 2018

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

by olive man July 13, 2015

Turd snout

With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.

She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!

by YAWA August 23, 2016