the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"
mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"
by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010
Get the turf taxmug. by Turf A January 12, 2023
Get the Turf assmug. "Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.
by Katkaestner May 18, 2021
Get the Turf Buttermug. by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010
Get the turf crabsmug. What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
Get the surf in turfmug. Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
Get the Turf Bonermug. by #1Turfthot October 10, 2019
Get the Turf Thotmug.