scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

She-tuation

Any situation that only a female or females encounter or create.

I keep seeing the same bra ads over and over again online. It's an annoying she-tuation.

by Lexican't June 3, 2017

ajjimajamali taratalaji

When your bored of saying E, so you come up with this crap. :D

Friend: Did you do your essay?
You: ajjimajamali taratalaji

by AydinDDT2009™ March 8, 2022

Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

by Greasy strangler January 9, 2018

turambar

Evil, Mean, but funny at the same time, he is a moderator at the PBreview forums. he used to be refered as a 'nazi' due to the way he did his job. he is very respected and is also a fan of anime.
nick names include:

Tama, Turamby, Turamguy, Trumbar, Trumby,or Tony. (dont call him by the last one. or uber bannage will occur)

Turambar means 'master of evil' (correct me if i am wrong.)

Anthony (Turambar) is a very nice man. yet, he suffers from 56k syndrome.

by Robomonkey October 26, 2004

Traten

A man who has a dig dick and that is the most popular person he is bever scared

Traten is hot.

by Mybigboy January 23, 2018

tugatorium

the ancient romans had a purgatorium to vomit in and they had a tugatorium in which to tug it in. without a toilet to flush things down they needed a room to jack off in.

it's not sanitary to kneel on the floor in the tugatorium.

Nick: "Where you going man?"
Clay: " I'm heading to the tugatorium to practice jousting my pole."

Freddie: "Dude i'm so pissed"
Andreas: " why?"
Freddie: " i wanted to use my man sword to joust that wench, but now i'm headed to the tugatorium to practice by myself"

by tugminsons May 1, 2011