Trattles 

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

Trattles by Greasy strangler January 9, 2018

trittles

Ciricidin Cough & Cold Tablets, These are a highly potent dissociative legal drug that come in the form of small red tablets that resemble skittles. The term trittles comes from a person inebriated by this mind expanding agent, who slurred "I'm skipping on trittles."

I can't believe Uuuurrrkk always gets away with stealing trittles from walgreens

trittles by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007

tattlesnitch 

A mother fucker that is a blend between a tattletale and a snitch. New England is home to the biggest tattlesnitches in the world. Don’t sleep on a tattlesnitch, because they will totally blow your cover.

The old bastard slept half of the 12 hour shift, so we had to all tattlesnitch to the boss.

tattlesnitch by OshOte January 25, 2020

Tattlesnake 

The dubious combination of someone who snitches( tattle) and the subsequent character of a snitch( snake)

Did u see Joy talking to the cops? She's a Goddamn tattlesnake .

Tattlesnake by gogokitty760 December 28, 2022

Trattle 

When you install an aftermarket sound system in your vehicle with enough bass that when you turn the volume up the trunk rattles

It's been a long time since I heard a good trattle

Trattle by AfterMathis September 8, 2023

trattle 

another name for a larger size butt plug.

do you really think this is the right trattle for you?

trattle by dev October 26, 2004

Tattlesnake 

A cold blooded creature of the reptile family capable of taking on human form, singularly evolved to secrete information, and genetically predisposed to violating your trust.

Nice, thanks for telling mom what time I got home last night, tattlesnake.

Tattlesnake by Homouclous May 15, 2021