tuft

An irregular patch of hair growth.

What is up with my frizzy tuft....That baby has such a cute tuft....He has a rooster tuft...

by Basil August 23, 2004

tufts

A person last name. Having this last name enables you to do whatever the heck you want to do. No matter what. THis person is also very very attractive and outgoing. You will want to make-out with this person as soon as you see them.

M. Tufts walked into the room, everyone stared.

by Megan Tufts January 5, 2008

Tefty

winner

by kirk March 19, 2003

tuity fruity

A general label for anything that is questionable in terms of coolness: something lame. A more descriptive form of fruity.

Broadway musicals, using "heart" as a verb, quoting LOLcatz in daily conversation, etc.

"Wow, that party only served non-alcoholic drinks. It was so tuity fruity."

"I heart summer!"
"Stop being so tuity fruity."

by safe friend January 10, 2009

TUFT

A person appearing on the the magic box who is really, truly 'Too Ugly For Telly.'

James Van Der Beek is TUFT with a capital T. He would've been great in the days of radio!

Ant and Dec - TUFT!

Scenario: Watching a chat show...
Person 1: Who's that total TUFT?
Person 2: That's Nancy Cartwright.
Person: Oh, she's a 'voice artist' that explains a lot.

by Broncam March 24, 2008

tuft

An extra long growth of the bangs while leaving the rest of the head shaven.

Lennex has a tuft that he has been growing for a while now.

by plasma001 March 9, 2007

Tufton

A place for witty wasps, farmers, and Cal Ripkin. Out in the boonies, but close to Hunt Valley. Many homes belong to prep school kids and their parents' luxury cars. A quiet place, but full of partying every weekend. Nice houses with great land value.

"Where do you live?"
"Out on Tufton."
"Dude are you rich?"
"No, but my dad is."

by C1 July 29, 2008