Tickety boo

Everything is okay or everything is fine.

I thought I had lost my keys, but I found them and everything was tickety boo.

by Donald Currie December 31, 2003

ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.

without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.

"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"

by Mark_J January 16, 2009

Dirty Tucker

Is the sexual act of stuffing all your meat and beans through a gimp suit hood mouth hole you’re wearing as underwear and packing all that Junk into your partners mouth, using fingers if needed, to fill them so they look like a stuffed hamster, wriggling those hips to the tune of I’m Sexy And I Know it until you nut and she expels it through her nose like raging bull.

You’re not a sucker, until you’ve don’t the Dirty Tucker!!!

by BluetifulWaffle June 2, 2020

Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.

"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets

by kristinat September 30, 2007

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007