ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Miami Trumpet

Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.

My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.

by Jim Skalicious February 2, 2008

rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

Trumpet hickey

A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period

Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!

by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist November 13, 2011

trumpetor

One who touts the attributes of Donald Trump as if they were praiseworthy.

My friend is such a lover of anything associated with the Trumps I told him he was such a 'trumpetor' !

by Autumnlady1104 March 13, 2017

Trumpesphere

Thin layer in the atmosphere that surrounds the upper levels of Trump Tower. The theory is that Trump, living high above the pollution of the world below, has no idea what the EPA works hard to protect.

Damn, the pollution levels are high today, I wish I was up in Trumpesphere.

by Griffy March 18, 2017

pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007