Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.

1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.

by flashwildecard May 8, 2011

transparents

the father act like a mother, and mother act like a father .

oh dude !! why your parents look like that ? that is so funny !!
Your mother wearing your father clothes, and your father wearing your mother clothes !!!!!

that dude says : yea man cuz I have a transparents !!

by bashaxp January 18, 2015

tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

east coast transplant

A person who moved from the east coast to the west coast.

That blue-eyed redhead east coast transplant girl turned me down man!

by Adnan Rocks March 30, 2009

Transmantits

A person born with male body parts but grew very large and now has man tits even though they still identify themselves as a male.

TJ has transmantits.

by 4griff July 26, 2017

Transpanic

Non-Hispanic women who try to feign a Hispanic look by transforming their natural coloring - dying their hair jet black, and tanning the hell out of their skin. Extremely popular in the coldest, grayest parts of Eastern Europe.

Jadwiga isn't Spanish, Portuguese or Brazilian. She's a Transpanic from Radom, Poland.

by Juicen July 15, 2007

Transparency

Having a mother and father who both had sex reassignment surgery and then stayed married to each other.

I’m a victim of transparency. I’m not sure who is my mom and who is my dad.

by Randspan October 4, 2018