Topeethur

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.

"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."

by darrenoia July 2, 2009

jam totee

West Indian slang for using the erect penis for combat usually sword fighting.

Lemme see your piggy so we cud play some jam totee

by trinislakkrr October 26, 2011

top/topself

an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.

"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."

by shower vampire March 30, 2021

Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.

The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.

by millibuilder April 13, 2010

Tomeezy

MY FAVORITE UNDERGROUND RAPPER! BETTER THEN WEEZY HIS NAME IS TOMEEZY!!! HE HAS ARAB MONEY

tomeezy has so much arab money cause his dad has a gas station

by Big Baller 12345678 November 29, 2010

Tapeetion

The word used in Call of Duty: World at War when you call in artillery as the Imperial Japanese Army. Some think the word is 'submission' but they are obviously noobs tricked by the devil to put there heads up there asses.

Tapeetion can be used to replace ANY noun, and it means anything the speaker wishes i to mean.

"Our artillery will force them into tapeetion"

"Dude! Marcus is such a bloody tapeetion"

"She gave me a foot job and i shot tapeetion all over her cankles"

"You are crazy, Jeff, i'm sticking my penis in that tapeetion, i'll get AIDS!"

"Damn! she kicked him right in the tapeetions! He won't be able to masturbate for atleast 6 months!"

by nigrat501 June 6, 2009