Gag me with a toothbrush

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!

Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!

by eda-skip January 22, 2022

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

Toothbrushing

The act of toothbrushing is when your significant other gives you a hand job and he or she uses your dick as if it were a toothbrush and proceeds to swish it around their mouth or a blow job.

Example of toothbrushing
John:hey Janie did you brush your teeth?
Janie: Uh no I ran out of toothpaste.
John:don't worry I have some.

by Guyscalmdown April 24, 2016

Sharp Toothbrush

something to cut your teeth on

man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 28, 2010

Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.

Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!

by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010

toothbrush

Any "thing which must not be spoken of".

Omg..I have salami, but it's a toothbrush.

by PG May 28, 2004

Chocolate Toothbrush

When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.

I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth

by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010