Toobin'

To emulate the act of accidentally masturbating on a professional Zoom call, a la legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.

Dude, I didn't realize the camera was on and my whole project team caught be toobin'.

by Archipelago October 19, 2020

Toobin

Passing a dookie or other bodily fluid while attending a video conference. Clothing is optional.

I just passed the fattest Toobin while on that meeting call.

by Big Cat 911 October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.

I caught my husband looking at porn pix and toobin'.

by Lorenzo Coffin November 11, 2020

Toobin

masturbating on an online work meeting

Jeffrey couldn't wait until after the meeting and pulled a Toobin while Martha and Daniel discussed the fiscal budget.

by Fishandpop October 22, 2020

toobin

toobin: Accidently (one assumes) engaging in sexual behavior (e.g. stimulating ones toob) in an Internet sex chat while your office meeting screen, video and mic. is still live (again, we assume by accident)

I'll be right with you, I'm just busy toobin. The idiot did a toobin, and his company fired him. No toobin is allowed in this company.

by erewhon August 31, 2021

toobin

Masturbating while video conferencing, usually during a Zoom meeting.

I was in a Zoom meeting and started toobin because one of my coworkers made me horny.

by Didnotknowcamerawason October 20, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .

by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021