toasty toledo

When you shit in a plastic bag and wrap it around your partners head as a surprise. It is usually used as a way of foreplay.

Last night Kevin did a toasty Toledo and I’ve never been more turned on. We had sex all night

by Gurthy June 17, 2024

Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.

Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!

by Ez dee July 9, 2023

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 6, 2023

toledo tugwar

When 2 men stick their penises in a Chinese finger trap to get them stuck and then begin to have a tug war.

Jack and Austin got drunk had had a Toledo Tugwar last night

by Tomheinz21 June 19, 2022

toledo tootsie roll

To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.

Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."

by Steve scuba September 22, 2017