Toddbrook

A mystical place where the wind comes from ever direction at once...

Its a very Toddbrook wind today

by shoopydoopy2 April 30, 2011

toddler punch

This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.

'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.

by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

by read a book February 16, 2008

tedder

The condition of scaly dryness of the skin between the balls and the butt.

Chip uses Gold Bond Powder or Blue Star Ointment for his tedder.

by irish domination July 29, 2008

President Toddler

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017

90s toddler

Anyone born between 1988 and 1997 (could also be 1989-1998, but most commonly it is 1988-1997).

If you're born in 1996, you are a 90s toddler.

by QQBoy2 June 6, 2013

todgers out!

A word to use when rushing into something, or describing someone rushing into something.

"We're gonna jump, todgers out, into one helluva bad situation!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005