Tostaco

noun-A tostada made from a broken taco shell.

When you go to Taco Bell and order a tostada, but it's made from a broken taco shell instead of a tostada shell because they ran out of tostada shells.

"I ordered a tostada, and they gave me a tostaco"

by Lenny Pierce January 5, 2009

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

toptable

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

by iThink February 28, 2008

Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010

Tortabilly

An overweight girl in the rockabilly scene. Usually will attempt to combine extreme plus size modeling with pin up culture, creating an epic fail...

Usually identified by fishnets, hair flowers, and a parasol to keep from cooking in the heat.

OMG look at the size of that pin-up model, shes huge! That must be one of those tortabilly's!!!

by Pirata Grasoso February 10, 2012

torta

Another word for "pussy"

Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?

by pleasurezonelatina September 8, 2003

TISTA

also known as tista, it stands for

that is SO totally awesome!

OMG TISTA!!

u r tista!

by m.o.g.e.e October 14, 2008