by Haha memes April 30, 2019
by Putthoff January 14, 2017
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.
-Ali G.
by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 01, 2010
An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.
Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!
by Fuckfield 2.0 August 11, 2016
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
by Seachell November 08, 2015
by sairaj March 31, 2014