Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013

texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

cartridge tilting

When you pull up on a N64 cartridge while playing without pulling it too much is cartridge tilting. Many things can happen. Note: It can be done by an emulator by loading a game you wont tilt, then load a game you do want to tilt. Same shit will happen. Sometimes, it will crash.
For example:

The sound will become staticy.

Glitch-like things will happen.

When cartridge tilting Goldeneye, the characters will turn into turning human balls (well not exactly).

When you cartridge tilt Yoshi Story in the beginning, the letters will change weirdly, and their eyes sometimes look like they're hypnotized.

by themuffinking December 31, 2008

texting class

this is a class in which the teacher is so boring that every student ends up texting in the middle of it..

Jack : Lele Where are you coming from?
Lele: Texting class, i had 2 periods of it.

by mulele simasiku March 4, 2009

Compulsive Texting Disorder

(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.

Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."

Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."

Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."

Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"

by Charlotte's Tangled Web August 4, 2008

Tintin

Good in a fight, crack shot, all-around great guy. He is the man. He is the legend.

He is Tin Tin.

Watch your fokkin mouth, bitch. Tin Tin will kick your ass into next Tuesday.

by NINny May 20, 2003

Cross-texting

When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.

Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????

Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............

by PV9685 December 28, 2011