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Gas Pump Tetris

When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices
Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.

This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!
by The even better half November 16, 2011
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Titsist

1. A belief or doctrine that the size of a woman's breasts determine her significance to the world.

2. To be intolerant of certain boob sizes.
That guy never dates a woman with less than C cups. He's a total titsist.

I'm not titsist, I like them all.
by Thenontitsist July 20, 2009
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tetristerone

The hormone which governs the ability to efficiently pack multiple objects of differing shapes, sizes, and colors (as they can be confusing) into a box or other container leaving minimal empty space.
While packing to move, my significant other showed high levels of tetristerone to fit all those boxes into the trunk of our car.

Joe is always invited camping with us, not for his survival ability, but because his high tetristerone levels allow us to get all the stuff packed back in the car for the return trip.

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by Nevaar August 17, 2010
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Tetris Head

Did you get COD Head this weekend? Hell naw dude, I got Tetris Head!!!
by Simba3636 January 14, 2011
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Meat Tetris

When gang banging a chick, the men put their dicks in all of the right spots so that they don't touch and they all get some action.
Hey did you enjoy the meat tetris while we railed Melissa? "Yeah I had my dick in her ass, then under a guy's leg and into her mouth, it was crazy.
by Og washing Machine January 3, 2020
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Tetris Pimp

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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Tetris Dick

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.
"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."
by BrickDickTrickle69 May 18, 2013
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