Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

Treating

If a friend asks if you can treat him, it means that you treat him to like a chocolate bar and he is able to decide if he wants to treat you or not.

Joe: Hey bob, can you treat me to a Slurpee?
Bob: Yeah Sure!

2 weeks later
Bob: Hey Joe can you treat me this time?
Joe: Nah maybe some other time.

I personally will never be treating some of my friends again if they wont treat me back.

by 243567432 May 24, 2009

treading

someone walking heavily

"what the hells that noise?"
"it's chuffin' craig the fat treader he treads everywhere because of his weight he's a right treading freak as$ joint"

by aboo December 28, 2005

Treading Water

Drinking fruity lexia (cask wine, goon)

Aron says: Hey Porl, would you like to come Treading Water tonight?

by mr-awesome January 2, 2011

smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

by killfacejj July 3, 2011

Serial threatener

Hello?

Hym "I don't know what part of 'serial threatener' you didn't understand but that's not what I'm lauded for... I'm lauded for being a genius and inspiring the world. The 'serial threatener' is the excuse you use to justify my exploitation."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022

Throating

The act of putting your neck in between a females legs and putting your throat directly on her clitoris. You start of by talking calmly, and escalate to singing opera. By the time you are done singing she should have came. REMEMBER: It is the best if she is still panties/thong or thin shorts. Could leave you with a sore throat so bring throat lozenges.

i am the best at throating

by daTHROATER September 20, 2010