Triple Threat

A person having red hair, glasses and braces.

Person one: “Look at that person over there.”
Person two: “Yea that’s a triple threat.”

by Thatguy_ November 14, 2017

Triple Threat

When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).

The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.

The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.

Michael: Gary's been in the toilet for quite a while...
Geoff: Yeah, must be a triple threat.

by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018

Triple Threat

The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.

1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"

2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"

3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"

by TheTripleThreat February 23, 2011

triple threat

3 Interscope/Aftertmath MCS. 50 Cent, Dr. Dre and Eminem

eminem and dre used to be known as a famous duo, because of 50 theyre known as the triple threat

by queensfinest March 25, 2005

School Threat

A title used for people who seem/act scary. This is a joke to not be taken seriously.

Jimmy is really acting like a school threat right now.

by bryceyman May 06, 2021

triple Threat

it is the use of all three female canals. From behind you insert your pinky in her pee pee (where she pees from) you put your middle and pointer fingers up her vagina and also your thumb in her anus in other words butt hole.

last night i was triple threating and she was like uhhh uhhh and then next thing I knew i had creamed myself

by Phoebeeee January 27, 2007

Death threats

Something that so many people apparently do, but I doubt it.
KYS is not a death threat MM.

Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."

by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018