beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

petty thief

Describes a thief who done a criminal act in which property belonging to another is taken without that the owner's consent.

A petty thief

by Eliano October 28, 2013

thief in chief

The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)

"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."

by Honeyko August 4, 2016

[Chin] [Thief]

Morbidly obese person - One who is so fat that it is apparent they have stolen other chins and added it to their own neck.

That dude is fat! He is a total Chin Thief!

by Roondog+Ro55ko February 23, 2009

oxygen thief

One who leeches off other people, scrounges off their parents, annoys everyone they come into contact with, refuses to work, stays in bed until mid afternoon most days and wastes what money they do have on gambling machines and often has a lazy eye. Otherwise known as a parasite

Anthony Bell is a lazy parasitic oxygen thief.

by Shaun Elliott February 18, 2004

accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...

The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

valor thief

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR

"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."

by scharky August 15, 2014