Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021

trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.

Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.

by BikesBeerBob June 2, 2022

Bat burglar

Someone who steals kid's baseball bats. Usually after a game or practice.

I'm tired of Timmy's dad, Melvin. Dude is a total bat burglar.

by PDotsky May 12, 2016

fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

by justapersonidk February 2, 2022

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019

Turd burglar

One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.

Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.

by Cumsack198 May 4, 2022

burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

by edjog December 16, 2005