Activist

Someone who is active in sitting around, arguing about something they hate, and rise up in groups to complain and due nothing about something they have an opinion about. An opinion nobody cares about except them.

I am an “activist”, here’s my complaint(yells violently, throwing a temper tantrum) “Then sits around and does nothing about it”

by Petdragon June 4, 2022

champagne activist

Champagne activist (noun): A person who publicly expresses support for a cause or movement, typically by raising a glass of champagne or making a toast, but who does not take any meaningful or sustained action to advance the cause. Also known as Slackatism.

"After toasting to the latest social justice cause with a glass of bubbly, the champagne activist promptly returned to their privileged bubble without doing anything to address the root issues."

by Crunchiest666 April 20, 2023

Soapbox Activist

A person who protests just to brag about how good of a person they are.

White liberals don't really care about black people, they are just a bunch of soapbox activists.

by Diasent March 28, 2022

Activist

Decedent by manner of homicide who crawls out of their own grave.

That activist is wearing the clothes I buried her in; they look bad.

by Decedent September 23, 2020

Activists

You just had an activist on your show and lauded her for sponging up her easy moral virtue you idiot. It was even in the title! From woke marxists to conservative activist. And then you spit on her cock and rode that dick until the cows came home. Just... Just dick riding. Big time.

Hym "But Jordan, you love activists when they're on your side and you had one on your show... Just like 3 shows ago... You didn't have anything to say about how easy it was for her to claim that moral virtue and get on your podcast, Jordan.... Where... Why... What happened? What... What could that be? What could that mean? 'Um... Well... SHE is one of the good ones... Um... She... Uhh... Her activism furthers my ends and promotes my brand! Er... Wait... Oh, right. I don't have beliefs...' It just wild how quickly you forget. You LOVE activists."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

Get back active activist

A man or women who helps their friend get with somebody. This can either be a one night stand or a romantic relationship.

I walked into the room and my get back active activist was already talking to two women.

by Get back active activist October 25, 2023

pineapple activist

Eating/drinking pineapple so u when she wants to commit cannibalism and swallow your babies it taste good

Bro I'm becomimg a "pineapple activist" for chloe

by _rroberttt April 21, 2017