Tater tard

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"

Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed

by Cone Baby November 02, 2009

Tater Muffin

A lovable, adorable, cuddly, cutie patootie.

Look at that cute tater muffin, he looks so snuggly!

by wydia October 29, 2010

Tater Sacks

A big ol' pair of titties.

I told that bitch to get them tater sacks out.

by G. Jordan October 26, 2007

tater gem

1. A mysterious lunch food item.
2. A compliment

1.Tina: “what’s for lunch today?”
Josie: “Tater gems.”

2. Jennie said to Tom, “You’re a tater gem”

by Jane Little August 23, 2021

Tater Job

Proposing an idea as your own after copying the idea verbatim from another person's email/text/skyp

Me: You should put that into the location.rb file
You: Hey, I'll add that to location.rb
Me: Don't Tater Job me!

by taterjobber August 21, 2009

taters deep

During sexual intercourse, the point at where a man is fully up to the hilt and his bollocks (or taters - short for 'potatos') are touching the labia.

I was with your mum last night. My god, I was taters deep and still not touching the sides. If I hadn't have strapped a plank to my arse, I would have fallen in.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

tater totts

A sylindar of tiny pieces of potato.
Breaded and fried.
:)

"Get your owns Totts gosh!"
"I love you lots like tater totts!"

by Niki Dee September 25, 2008