spanish porcupine

When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.

The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.

by Greg & Rob October 29, 2015

porcupined

When the porcupine catches you lacking.

I was porcupined in the forest last night.

by Blizito August 29, 2021

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 8, 2021

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

Porcupine

Used to describe a hopeless romantic. Someone spiky who's in love with a balloon. Used in Carlos Lerma's film "Porcupine"

I'm just a porcupine for her.

by swtffdua August 7, 2023

Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.

“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”

by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020

porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021