Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance, abrasive, cocky and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 5, 2018