scruff pod

singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.

plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.

Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.

Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 05, 2014
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high Pod

The act of putting on I-Doser mp3's on your iPod in order to feel a buzz.
Kids are getting involved in a new craze involving iPod's. They call them high Pods and use them to listen to binaural sounds in order to acheive a buzz.
by evenplay October 22, 2008
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Pod Surfing

In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.

This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.

Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).

This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.

Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
by Dean Athow February 26, 2008
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Soulja Pods

Friend: You got them AirPods?
Me: Nah
Friend: You broke as hell
Me: But I do got them Soulja pods
Friend:*Anime Shock*
by Bootylicker6ix9ine February 11, 2019
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Pod Snob

Someone who continuously listens to his/her iPod, unable to detect being spoken to, and is unaware of any other conversation taking place around him/her.
Gina: Right David? ... David!

Emily: "He can't hear you, he's being a Pod Snob."
by Emily and Gina July 28, 2005
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air pods

Headphones that are over expensive and give nothing special except for being wireless.
All the kids these days have air pods
by Carlosthe2nd January 24, 2019
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eaves podding

the act of wearing ear buds and bouncing your head while no music is playing, so you can eaves drop on someone's conversation
I was eaves podding and I heard Elaine say she was pregnant!
by Theresa Bates January 28, 2009
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