Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

Mongoose-hunters

Guys that looks for blonde hair blue eyes BMX chick too get down with

Did anybody see Avril Lavigne trying to seek attractive Mongoose-hunters in their music videos.

by Ada linn bliss July 09, 2021

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 12, 2015

chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 16, 2019

shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024

The mongoose

The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.

The mongoose has a v8

by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021

Mongoose Moaner

Someone that moans heavily in the bedroom

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing

by Aussie cobber September 03, 2022