crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

crowd irony

An ironic situation in which a lot of people do something in order to avoid a crowd/traffic, but end up making a crowd or completely emptying the space.

Apparently the freeway was going to be very busy, so everyone went a different way, and thus caused crowd irony because it would have been almost empty to drive on and there was heavy traffic on the nearby roads.

by luluthomas888 May 6, 2018

Crowd Buster

A fart released amidst a group of people in an indoor or outdoor social gathering that drifts around to all who are near, hence causing a crowd to disperse momentarily or longer

“Remember at Brats’ when Kenny let that crowd buster? Everyone looked around in disgust and a few women left the patio area.”

by Blrt331 April 10, 2020

Crowd Plower

When a V6 Mustang between the years of 2004-2011 run into a crowd whilst trying to show off at a unorganized beannig car meet.

Aye dog, you seen that Crowd Plower run into the mans himself Amadeo.

by ccajbjb January 11, 2019

Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010

Crowd Up

To gather together

"We're gonna crowd up tonight and hang out."

by mamableu January 7, 2012

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009