Genie Juice

Magical substance that is excreted after several correct pokes in the delicate part of a lady garden.

Girl: There you got it, keep going.... O M F'ing G! You made Genie Juice!!

by DD V Clatch June 20, 2013

Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.

by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018

Fart Genie

When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.

To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.

by [e-mail] July 3, 2016

Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.

Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.

by TBZ1 October 12, 2021

cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job

"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"

by ben tullett November 3, 2006

genie in a bottle

a bong filled with your choice of drugs.

i smoked a dank genie in a bottle last night, mannnn.

by Elise&Lauren September 26, 2008

genie eyes

It is like a handoff from your ass to your hand, where you cup your bungholio, catch a boof, hold it, and then release the goodness into someone's face, causing there eyes to water. As you release you say, "genie eyes."

"He went blind, when I released a gnarly genie eyes."

by The Buggintons April 8, 2007