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The Good Doctor

A person who finger bangs random girls on the dance floor in front of his recently ex-girlfriend. To become a "good doctor" the proprietor of the aforementioned act must do said act in a "surgical" and "professional matter".
The good doctor gave that poor girl a pap smere out on the dance floor.
by The Wrecker November 4, 2007
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The everything doctor

A doctor that helps with all kinds of problems a person might have.
Thomas, you have so many issues you need to see the everything doctor.
by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018
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The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
by 🎲 March 26, 2019
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The Dry Dock

The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.
I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!
by The cocks December 12, 2019
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The Juvenile Documentary

Who Is Juvenile?:

Juvenile Is One Of The Best In Com. Ending depends, exposing people for fun and just generally Amazing! One Of Juveniles Flaws is no e bitches and being broke as fuck. But that’s okay because that’s juvenile. One thing Juvenile hates is dickriders.

How Is Juvenile Known?:

Juvenile first came from Stam com to a server called “extort”. Beefed everyone there and was hated by almost every single person. Then he met swatted and India. Two kindhearted people that gave him roles in extort and took very good care of him.

Stuff About Juvenile:

He’s 6ft. 🐭 voice. And is 17.

The End.
by juvenilethesexycriminal December 22, 2022
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The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.
by kotwc June 1, 2024
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