The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!
The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003
Get the Houston Astrosmug. 1.A flying U.F-111.O over the Free Tibet Chinese territory
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
Abwoat:
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
by Slangherinthenight May 18, 2008
Get the Astro-Americanmug. Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.
by fuckhouston December 28, 2005
Get the Houston Astrosmug. A slang term used to describe anal sex. "Astro" refers to Astroglide, a popular personal lubricant generally required for anal sex, and "Livin" refers to a way of life.
by Wicked Slayer January 12, 2009
Get the astro livinmug. Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
Get the Taking Astro for a Walkmug. by astro uzi October 27, 2021
Get the Astro modemug. A South Korean boy band formed by Fantagio Entertainment who debuted in 2016. It is composed of six members: MJ, Jinjin, Cha Eun-woo, Moonbin, Rocky, and Yoon San-ha. Astro is an under-appreciated kpop boy group overflowing with talents and visuals. Not only are they blessed with amazing vocalists and rappers, but all the members can dance extremely well! Several songs in their discography were even written and composed by some of their own members; Rocky’s ‘Our Spring’, Jinjin’s ‘All Good’, and MJ’s ‘gemini’, to name a few. Astro’s music, choreography, and concepts are versatile and broad, with the members being able to pull of anything and everything. You are sure to find at least a few songs, if not all that suite your taste. All the members are balls of sunshine and exude chaotic energy which is sure to lift your spirits every time. They are acknowledged as always being kind and considerate of others, including fans, fellow idols, and their staff. In conclusion, stan Astro, stan talent!
1: Hey, what’s that catchy song by that one kpop boy group with perfectly synchronized dancing?
2: Oh, do you mean Astro’s ‘Should’ve Held On’ or ‘Baby’ or ‘Knock’ or basically any song by them ever?
1: All of them are amazing! Should I stan Astro?
2: You should! I promise you won’t regret it!
2: Oh, do you mean Astro’s ‘Should’ve Held On’ or ‘Baby’ or ‘Knock’ or basically any song by them ever?
1: All of them are amazing! Should I stan Astro?
2: You should! I promise you won’t regret it!
by axxha May 1, 2021
Get the ASTROmug.