stripper wad

When you end up with a bunch of singles (ones) in your wallet for various reasons like making change for every twenty in your wallet, even though you may have correct change. Also happens when you put a meal out with friends on your credit card and everyone gives you cash.
Bob: "Hey, that's some bank roll you got there, Sam!

Sam: "Nah, it's just my stripper wad...only about $30."
by DigiMatt May 11, 2008
mugGet the stripper wadmug.

Tight Wad

Someone that NEVER spends money only when its VERY necessary....
Nick, spend the money already and stop being a fucking tight wad... Gosh !!
by Ruben818 June 10, 2013
mugGet the Tight Wadmug.

Sex wad

When ur come hardens on a chicks face
dude joe that chick still has a sex wad on her face. didn't you tell her to wash her face after.
by Dakin December 16, 2007
mugGet the Sex wadmug.

dick wad

A stupid person. You can make up any definition for the word, but it bascially means a complete ass.
by Queen Fan May 10, 2006
mugGet the dick wadmug.

pod wad

Someone that is so obsessed with apple products that they are oblivious to anything going on in the real world.
Look at Knut! That pod wad almost got hit by that car because he wasn't paying attention. Who crosses the road while surfing the internet on an iphone?

That pod wad has no idea his 9 year old son just hit a home run in the baseball game because he's on his ipad.
by matthewPwal January 11, 2012
mugGet the pod wadmug.

wad of hundies

I didn't know Susan has so much money, but I just saw a wad of hundies on her desk.
by Surreality. March 30, 2011
mugGet the wad of hundiesmug.

Wad-In-A-Bowl

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.
by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018
mugGet the Wad-In-A-Bowlmug.

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