Tennessee Shower

A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.

There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!

by ratpact4life March 7, 2022

Bottom Tenner

A dude who's overall appearance puts him in the bottom 10% of dudes.

I can't blame Kaleb for sleeping with my girlfriend. I would take what I could get too if I were a bottom tenner like he is.

by theclaimer August 17, 2009

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Tennam

The name Tennam stems from the root word Awesome. Usually found in people of ancestry of but not limited to Tibet and the Tibetan Highlands. Tennam is a cool, smart, handsome guy but has trouble with girls and usually messes up. You can count on him to finish his work but not so much on the party side of life.

Guy 1: Dam that kid is a total Tennam
Guy 2: Totally he gets his shit done and is pretty funny

by Hypebeast Big Negro April 9, 2018

Tennessee steak

Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.

Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022