Teleshag

Sex with a telepresence system.

I don't miss my mom at all now that we can teleshag!

by Xartle August 4, 2007

Telescopr

1. A man who goes out with a ginger but having an affair with a ginger

2. Someone who gets dumped on the first date twice

1. Keegan is a damn-tooting telescopr
2 Callum is a damn-tooting telescopr

by callumhalo August 3, 2010

Telesavalas

A bald person, who, at a distance, resembles iconic slapheaded actor Telly Savalas - i.e virtualy any bald person at a distance

This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect

A- Dude - isn't that Telly Savalas over there across the street?
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.

by boogaloid March 8, 2013

Teloctopussy

when a girl inks out of her vagina like an octopus

teloctopussy

by Riley kimball November 19, 2015

Telys

A real cheery guy but can be mischievous. He has potential for everything in life but must chose his own way.

Man he's great. I think he said his name was Telys

by Raiden_Konume November 2, 2016

telesa

a person who loves magic the gathering. Can also kick someones dumbass if needed. jackychan and bruce lee put together with pineapple express. (movie quote)

im gonna go telesa all over yo bitchass motha fucka

by doughboyking17 April 26, 2017

Telescammer

A telescammer is someone who will call you constantly, claiming to be from big companies (such as the Microsoft, tax office, your ISP or bank, etc) in the hopes of tricking you into divulging your personal details such as bank numbers, social security numbers or tax file numbers - which they will often use to steal money or set up accounts in your name. Many of these telescammers run out of Indian call centres.

"Ugh I am so sick of these telescammers, calling daily and saying they are from Microsoft and want to fix my PC".

by Nosimp September 15, 2018