When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.
by EZA January 12, 2008
Get the Testoculars mug.gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.
when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)
when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)
I'm teatowling your mum
by yep1guy December 8, 2009
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The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.
The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.
The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.
After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.
by bro9000 March 11, 2011
Get the testostebrone mug.Any male that lives next to a lesbian couple. Often sought for advice on raising male children, or as a checkpoint/soundboard for the juxtaposition of female/male lifestyles.
The counsel or information from the Testoguru is sought via subtle means. Generally encountered in the back yard.
The counsel or information from the Testoguru is sought via subtle means. Generally encountered in the back yard.
"Xabder is out of control. He won't play sports with the other boys. He won't finish his meals. Are we losing him?"
"He's 9."
"I want the best for him, in a meatless way... I try to reach him, but it's probably because as a woman, he doesn't really look at me as a model of authority."
"Yeah, well.. I've tried too. Go ask the TestoGuru next door, he has a son."
"Ugh. Probably grilling pork chops.. ok.."
"Make sure to be subtle.."
"He's 9."
"I want the best for him, in a meatless way... I try to reach him, but it's probably because as a woman, he doesn't really look at me as a model of authority."
"Yeah, well.. I've tried too. Go ask the TestoGuru next door, he has a son."
"Ugh. Probably grilling pork chops.. ok.."
"Make sure to be subtle.."
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