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Testoculars

When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.
"You aint seen nothing till you've looked through my testoculars" - That mu'fucker Ed-
by EZA January 12, 2008
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Teatowling

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)
I'm teatowling your mum
by yep1guy December 8, 2009
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testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.
After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.
by bro9000 March 11, 2011
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TestoGuru

Any male that lives next to a lesbian couple. Often sought for advice on raising male children, or as a checkpoint/soundboard for the juxtaposition of female/male lifestyles.

The counsel or information from the Testoguru is sought via subtle means. Generally encountered in the back yard.
"Xabder is out of control. He won't play sports with the other boys. He won't finish his meals. Are we losing him?"

"He's 9."

"I want the best for him, in a meatless way... I try to reach him, but it's probably because as a woman, he doesn't really look at me as a model of authority."

"Yeah, well.. I've tried too. Go ask the TestoGuru next door, he has a son."

"Ugh. Probably grilling pork chops.. ok.."

"Make sure to be subtle.."
by paul z ated August 2, 2016
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teitur

Usally a guy with a massive dick, it's very uncommon to see a guy named Teitur with a small penis.
A girl had sex with Teitur she told all her friends that he had a massive dick.
by Sexattic February 3, 2017
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Tentorian Soulmate

A label for soulmates who don’t end up together.
“She was my tentorian soulmate, although she doesn’t know that.”
by platonicallyokay March 18, 2018
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testosterist

A Male bashing sexist, that is specifically sexist towards men.
Those feminazis are such testosterists.
by Thor7337 October 10, 2018
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