by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005
Get the todgers out! mug.A Teegen is known for his godlike wingman abilities, being able to get anyone laid faster than you can say "cocksucker motherfucker". Teegen probably wears a blue, red, and white hat, a patriotic mother fucker he is. Teegen is the most chill person on this Mother Nature planet. They are specifically good at the guitar strings, the talent of the gods. Teegen's strengths? Eating a lot and comfortably chillin.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.
optimus prime- "dang, who's that chill guy over there drinking a dew?"
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.
by OG DLG ROCKER May 10, 2015
Get the Teegen mug.I was having a wank but was interrupted by the lawnmower man so it ended up a tudge.
My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.
My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.
by Billiekeeses November 21, 2020
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Get the Tengen Toppa dat ass mug./ tee-ahj / noun - the product or culmination of brewing a melting pot of ideas or thoughts.
Likened to the process of brewing tea, a mix of herbs, spices, and plant leaves steeped to produce a synthesis of flavors and scents.
Likened to the process of brewing tea, a mix of herbs, spices, and plant leaves steeped to produce a synthesis of flavors and scents.
After much debating from both sides, the mediator interjected a brilliant teage. Both parties agreed it was the best choice.
by SailorT800 January 22, 2011
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by Tiegen October 29, 2015
Get the teigen mug.A tergel is a guy that you didn't like at first but have grown to like. He's sweet, charming, a bit annoying and can always make you laugh. By the time you realize that you like him and want to date him, the window of opportunity has passed and you can only think about what might've been.
Person 1: Ugh...I hate that guy I hope I don't see him ever again!
Person 2: You've been talking about him for 20 minutes though...
2 months later
Person 1: You remember that guy I said I hated...Well, now I want to marry him..
Person 2: You got yourself another tergel
Person 1: Ugh...I keep falling for tergels
Person 2: You've been talking about him for 20 minutes though...
2 months later
Person 1: You remember that guy I said I hated...Well, now I want to marry him..
Person 2: You got yourself another tergel
Person 1: Ugh...I keep falling for tergels
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