Slut Tears

slut tears are what is running down your girls face after you give her a "facial"(cum on her face)

last night when we finished fucking, i put slut tears all over Cindi's face.

by fuckthathotass69 May 6, 2018

oily gin tears

The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.

Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."

Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."

"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."

by heffer2k02 January 11, 2009

cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.

"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."

by Shavin65 May 3, 2016

Tearstosterone

Manly tears of an overly masculine character that cries in an epic moment of sorrow and passion.

In the OVA of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Polnareff used tearstosterone to express his feelings of revenge when encountering the man who killed his sister.

by Mike & Adam November 25, 2009

tearlach

A Scottish name witch was know for a man of bravery and heroes

tearlach is my hero

by Ahhh not me January 12, 2014

tearanie

Well every guy wants her.... probably the prettiest girl you will ever meet she is random but funny and fun to hang out with. Her smile is perfect. Everything about her is flawless...

Josiah- have you met Tearanie omg she’s so pretty!

William- yeah she’s super fun to hang out with!!

by From Tearanie’s school May 2, 2018