Tactical Jew

A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.

Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!

by TacticalJewHunter October 1, 2010

Tactical Knuke

The act of getting a tactical nuke (25 kills w/out dying) in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 using only the tactical knife attachment. NO KILLSTREAK REWARDS (besides the nuke)

25 tactical knife kills + no deaths = Tactical Knuke = EPIC WIN
As seen on the "Kill 'em All" youtube MW2 challenge.

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

by Tortuise November 22, 2011

Tactical Sex

Having sex as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. Can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. Also known as ninja sex.

Dude, my mom's girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical sex instead.

by Midnyteshadow May 23, 2010

tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.

*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!

by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010

Tactical TMI

A reference to some bit of incredibly personal information that is intensively calibrated to thoroughly fuck the minds of the user's audience.

Person #1: "Getting any baby-urges yet?"
Person #2: "Ugh, NO. My uterus just curled up on itself like a millipede."
Person #2's Lover: "Is that the thing you were doing last night, with your Kegel muscles?"
Person #1: Jesus CHRIST you're like a goddamn Predator drone. You wait for (her) to set you up, and then you come in from outta nowhere and drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head.

by Tweedletilde May 27, 2010

Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.

Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch

by TallyNasty August 25, 2010