Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.

dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!

by shmoo00 May 16, 2010

Baby Toss

1) Towards the end of the movie "Tropic Thunder" when Ben Stiller's Character, Tugg Speedman, tosses a baby named Half-Squat.

2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm

Hellen Keller: The pong-championship rests on this throw, bradah
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 19, 2008

clip toss

1)arguement
2)gangsta gun fight

"it'll be a clip toss if i go back, with stains of your lip gloss on my throwback" !fabolous

by majestic-myta-ree-of-masta-peace October 4, 2003

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

bitch toss

Chad I Ginsburg brought back the bitch toss in 1985 after he Saw Cinderella Guitarist do it. Chad retired the bitch toss after he found out a Linkin Park Guitarist used it.

R.I.P Bitch Toss: 1985 - 2003

CKY, Volume 1 shows Chad doing bitch toss

by HELLVIEW96 April 6, 2008

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009