Toss the mop

1) When one finds petty amusement in the pointless destruction of mundane objects, typically while intoxicated.

2) Drunkenly engaging in an act of absurd recklessness in order to progress and amplify the recreational activities of the night.

Variations:

"Mop tosser" - one who destroys things while intoxicated
"Mop toss" - an event in which many objects are destroyed. Similar to a "shit show"

"Yo bro, me and Keith got hammered Wednesday and thought it was a good idea to toss the mop. Campus po almost caught us, but we ducked into 7-11 to grab some teriyaki jerky.

by Mister Mess January 28, 2010

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.

dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!

by shmoo00 May 16, 2010

clip toss

1)arguement
2)gangsta gun fight

"it'll be a clip toss if i go back, with stains of your lip gloss on my throwback" !fabolous

by majestic-myta-ree-of-masta-peace October 4, 2003

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

bitch toss

Chad I Ginsburg brought back the bitch toss in 1985 after he Saw Cinderella Guitarist do it. Chad retired the bitch toss after he found out a Linkin Park Guitarist used it.

R.I.P Bitch Toss: 1985 - 2003

CKY, Volume 1 shows Chad doing bitch toss

by HELLVIEW96 April 6, 2008

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009