Tory Party

Dope smoking yuppies who are increasing the gas and electric bills by 25% every 3 months, then the working class struggle to pay other bills such as their rent and taxes.

The Tory Party are greedy gits nicking all our fucking money for their own personal gain. Typical conservatives.

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

Tory house

A house that is made for tories to live in. May include features like being large, having a detached garage and has more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Ruby is in denial that she lives in a Tory house

by having an aneurysm October 2, 2022

tory peters

a hot sexy young man and husband of jacey. he likes legos and gets major bitches 24/7

yoo look is that tory peters at the strip club!??!??!/1

by chucklesthegreatakawifeoftory December 16, 2022

tory wool

I ain’t got the foggiest clue xx

I called him “ a big fat unlovable Tory wool

by Doobeedoodaa April 18, 2023

Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.

“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”

by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023

tory tango

A can of San Pellegrino

Good day to you, bar keep! I’ll have a can of lemon Tory Tango please!

by Marvin Vadgebanger October 3, 2023

mawdesley tory

Any morbidly obese, ruddy-faced, sister shagging, far-right wing, intellectually challenged, inbred bigot.

Typically found scowling out of Range Rovers in desolate, socially isolated, inbred snobbish grief holes like Mawdesley in Lancashire.

There's no point in arguing . He's just a Mawdesley Tory.

by jjpwfelli June 8, 2016