A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.
by chatton August 15, 2011
The drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc... can be categorized like the Fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.
Bro, Garth was a total booze tornado last night. He ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and passed out while pissin in my front yard.
by Ballnweiner420 December 02, 2016
When a person is sick with diarrhea, then has to barf and they are happening at the same time while still on the pot.
Bryan "oh my god Nicole! Why is there crap and vomit everywhere?!"
Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"
Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"
by pimpmastercj December 31, 2010
When someone goes to perform oral sex on the penis and violently whips thier head around I’m a circular motion while also sucking him off to completion.
by Bstoners January 23, 2018
Food on a stick or packaged in a cyclonic fashion to symbolize flavors emerging from the earth to your mouth. This phrase is coined by a Toronto based food vendor in 2015 who specializes in foods resembling tornadoes!
by grapevinegar July 24, 2015
by J Clutch March 08, 2014
A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.
by HelicopterLover9999 April 13, 2023