by conservative rosebud sister October 23, 2006
Technologically
Incompetent
Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
Incompetent
Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
by The_Bear June 06, 2007
by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
by Jaimie Torrance August 25, 2006
A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
by Cumherern March 15, 2017
by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008