Therapeutic Joey Jab

The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.

After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

therapeutic hold

Legalized Assault with a different name.

Joe performed the therapeutic hold on James, even though he insisted that he was being violated.

by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007

therapytard

A mental health clinician who is utterly clueless about providing therapeutic help or feedback.

An obvious therapytard, his narcissistic manner and inept and ill-timed questioning tipped clients off to his complete uselessness.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Therapiss

v.i. to maliciously urinate on the property, likeness, or other representation of an individual or organization as catharsis

Dude 1: Aren't you upset that Taylor cheated on you?

Dude 2: Nah, man, I'm over it. I therapissed all over her car.

by sglmsp January 19, 2010

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

Therapeutic Painting

Theraputic Painting is something to do with friends when you are stressed out or had a really bad day! This can take place at your home with suplies from and arts and crafts store such as joanns or michaels or at color me mine.

-What are you doing Saturday?
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!

by welovecsi July 20, 2009

Theracitos

Meaing deafness in the opisite ear from your dominant hand. In all cases is caused by loud sex.

ex OMG SALLY! Your activities is sure to cause theracitos.

by Dakman / The_Wraith February 14, 2005