bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Top-Bollocks

Tits, basically

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan

by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004

Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.

That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.

by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012

Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016

Bollocks Off

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019

bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 9, 2017