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printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. June 30, 2014
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Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.
"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."
by danceinthewind March 17, 2022
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Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.
"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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printerism

printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers
guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism
by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021
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schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 28, 2024
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